Also known as: “Yugi Boy, let’s make babies together…”
And also: “Who do you take the dog too? A vet, or a mechanic?”
Download Episode Here: (Total Time: 3:37:56)
So since everything con related is closed forever in 2020, let’s talk about the cons that Dustin and Cloud went too that happened last year that some have been sitting on the backburner for over a year at this point. This also marks our 150th episode!
(0:00 – 1:05:00) Animazement 2019 Review – This is one of many cons that didn’t and wasn’t going to happen this year, but hey its ok, you can hear about the fun time Dustin had 14 months ago. This includes Dustin being on the AnimEigo panel thanks to Robert Woodhead, meeting industry vets like Evan Jones, the best panel done by Phil Lee, con security talk, stories involving sketchy post offices in the middle of South Carolina, trash talking Universal Studios according to Josh Fairhurst, the yearly entertainment of street preacher vs. convention attendees, us being wrong about Macross license rights, and plenty more!
(1:05:00 – 1:21:15) Closing Remarks Part A – Who cares about old news from a year ago? No really, who would care? Probably no one, but oh well. It’s nothing special regarding outdated info on Chris Chan, the Ghost Show and Brexit in case anyone wants to listen or not.
(1:21:15 – 2:35:15) Anime Weekend Atlanta 2019 Review – This con was what, end of 2019 roughly, so its not too old to listen too. Dustin spins his tales of hosting badass panels, how the AWA app sucked ass, bad parents who let their kids see Descendants of Darkness, people dressed up like Antifa who scare children at panels, pissing off the ATL police MONTHS before people decided to riot in the streets to piss them off, meeting the @Blacotaku1 himself and getting cool mix VHS tapes, RIP John Witherspoon, trying to get your AMV to play at the con, and much more.
(2:35:15 – 2:44:40) Closing Remarks Part B – Old news for people who wouldn’t care regarding the DNC race in 2019, Dustin colabs with Bmar on a Ghost Trolling video, bad Bob Haney Batman comics, and Ghost talk in general.
(2:44:40 – 3:37:56) New York Anime Fest 2019 Review – This is our report from our silent contributor Cloud who went to this years New York Anime Fest. Before we dive into any con report, Dustin will cast grievance against Tom Styer for performing like crap in South Carolina DNC race. Cloud gives a run down of the con, but we go into the major guest there and his panel, Yoshiyuki Tomino. This also gets into seeing Char’s Counterattack on the big screen, audio issues, Pokemon talk, Stubbs BBQ in Austin, Texas and much more!
This show has:
RIP John Witherspoon, the Boondocks will never be the same…
Dustin involvement in the last GTC video…
dasAlso known as: “I will NEVER ban any Eurobeat that I ever listen too… ever!”
Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 1:22:08)
Welcome back to The Watchmen Cast. Both Dusitn and Jonn talk about how this is the greatest live action King of the Hill episode ever produced, all the while mentioning porn based off games/shows, sex and the bible, the constant clipping issues from Dustin mic, animal cloning and more. Closing remarks include Dustin getting injured on the job, playing games like Shenmue 3 and Pokemon Sword/Shield, the definition of AfroBeat, bullcrap holidays on social media, our humble beginnings and much more!
OP – Theme Song
This show has:
Best well acted porno…
This show has: “Don’t mess with me and Yugioh, i’m the King of that game!”
Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 2:12:48)
Sorry for the delay on getting out an episode, but after our hiatus in July, we are back with us talking about Anime Boston and Avengers: Endgame.
(0:00 – 1:12:20) Con Talk: Anime Boston 2019 – The excuse Dustin is going to give for nothing coming out for about two months is the fact that summer was busy for him to not sit down and edit something together, but that doesn’t mean we had nothing recorded. Here we have our recording from Cinco De Mayo to kick off our discussion about Anime Boston from audience member Cloud and his time at Anime Boston again. This includes talk about the new City Hunter movie, him going to panels, Steven Universe talk, people who get overly offended at conventions to complain about them on forums and much more.
(1:12:20 – 1:59:00) Avengers: Endgame Review – Seeing how this film has topped James Cameron Avatar for bestest biggest blockbuster spectacular film ever made, Jonn and Dustin go into the film and spoil things about it if you haven’t seen it yet, but that was over 3 months ago so you listener should’ve seen it by now.
(1:59:00 – 02:12:48) Closing Remarks – This one is pretty light but enough to garner some discussion on lowcows like Ghost and Chris Chan, our thoughts on that wonderful “just-came-out-of-a-time-machine-and-must-be-sent-back-to-1993” Sonic live action film, and some other interests to talk about per usual.
This show has:
Black Panther pulled the ultimate “HOLD MY DICK!” for the Avengers Team…
Id watch more Pokemon if more Gundam was in it, just saying…
Also known as: ” ‘You can’t make a kid work for you-‘ YES I CAN, IT’S THE ANIME INDUSTRY!”
Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 2:08:52)
This review was a long time coming, but now Jonn and Dustin travel among the starts with the baddest babes in the galaxy with their review of Sol Bianca.
(0:00 – 1:17:30) Review: Sol Bianca OVA’s – It seems fitting to put out one of Dustin favorite anime OVA’s on his birthday, which was briefly mentioned in an early episode of our podcast years ago, and now you’ll get a full review of that. Dustin and Jonn get into fanboy-esqe review territory on talking about the original OVA’s for Sol Bianca, which if you haven’t seen this gem its worth a visit! This includes Dustin backstory on why he’s such a fanboy over Sol Bianca, his personal disgust with the Tekken The Movie anime (which it’s gonna happen as a review one day, don’t worry folks – Dustin), Dustin being on the old One Pixel Jump podcast to talk about Bubblegum Crash, The AoY Detective’s get on the beat on when DID Evangelion come out on VHS, a brief RightStuf Promo and much more!
(0:00 – 2:08:52) Closing Remarks – This gets things started with recent Chris Chan drama news, Alex Jones being fake indoctrined into the Proud Boys, Dustin talks about the Bumblebee movie, Micheal Bay and Transformers talk, what we got from Christmas, Jonn talk about the latest Pokemon Switch game, Ghost (NOT)quits the internet once again, and much more! There is also a zinger at the end, so there’s that.
OP – A way to a woman’s heart is through the darkness of space…
This show has:
Now the world can see Sol Bianca dubbed…
Is this pure entertainment or what?
The only person who can Plinkett is Plinkett…
Also known as: “When am I going to get me a Nice Pair of Shoes!!!”
And also: “And there gonna air, Boruto… Bourto… Believe it Jonn, Belieeeeeeve IT!”
Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 4:29:48)
It’s per tradition that we release convention reports half a year after the con happened, because oh freaking well. So if your wanting someone to drone on about their time at a con that you weren’t at during a long holiday flight or drive, we got your covered!
(0:00 – 1:34:15) Animazement 2018 Con Report – Dustin regales his tale of a con that happened when the weather was a whole lot warmer, where the first time in years he is a regular con lackey roaming the hallways and not dealing with patrons in the dealers room. Stories can be told about hanging out with other Otaku he’s know about online and their posse, Dustin old parking job and the economics surrounding that industry, modifying your SNES, getting sweet swag from Limited Run Games on a yearly visit, trying to talk to women at the bar with a Salvador Dali art work on their back, the dreaded bootleg dealer came back, rednecks whining about stuff they don’t have in public restaurants, drunken dads that roam the cons and more. This also includes how we thought the Starbucks training lead to other problems, seeing a Steely Dan/Doobie Bros concert in Atlanta, video game and anime talk, and much more.
(1:34:15 – 02:25:29) Closing Remarks Part 1 – This is just the opinions of ours relating back in May, that people have already forgotten about but ohwellwhocaresanyways. This includes televangelists who buy jets in the name of Jesus and Christianity talk, hot takes on the news, how Rosanne got cancelled and much more.
(02:25:29 – 04:03:30) Anime Weekend Atlanta 2018 Con Report – If anything was lacking from Animazement, AWA made that up tenfold. Dustin recants his experience by hanging out with his buddy downtown to ride on electric scooters after eating some Pho’King amazing food, getting the correct panelist badge, meeting with old friends, meeting cool people like Tim Eldred, Micheal Sinterniklaas, Darius Washington and Andy Field, talking about panels done at the convention (which were titled Anime in High Gear, Christianity in Anime and Mobile Suit Gundam in America), buying Neil Nadelman old Gundam laserdiscs, getting the sweet hookup on Voltes V from Dave Merrill, getting to meet the Corn Pone man himself in person, people who have seizures at the con and how the staff handles that proper, Is Daryl Surat a Pokemon Seizure Episode Denier that it was ALL A CONSPIRACY? and more.
(04:03:30 – 04:29:48) Closing Remarks Part 2 – Somehow we get into closing remarks territory with the past pre-hearing of the Kavanaugh case, banned episodes of Pokemon, general anime and politics talk, people who had complaints on panels at AWA from an alt-right perspective and more.
This show has:
Also known as: “As long as you write fanfic you’ll be ok…”
Download Episode HERE! ( Total Time: 2:07:10)
We may be a date late and a Thanksgiving meal short, but what we miss we make up as your own Black Friday Special Episode!!
(0:00 – 27:40) Opening Remarks – Neither Jonn nor Dustin are being serious on staying with a plan, so a half-assed one was thrown in to discuss how dumb Middle School students can be, how Sentinel Island is the most anti-Globalist place on the planet (which of course brings into discussion if that is the best place to film the Live Action Johnny Quest film starring Mike “Race Bannon” Pence and Barron “Johnny” Trump), Ghost article on Kashoogi, Voltes V episode talk and much more.
(27:40 – 1:06:20) Video Games Talk – Jonn goes into what he’s been playing recently, which is going back to Super Mario Sunshine and Odyssey. Dustin gives his takes on Gundam Battle Ops 2, Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, Final Fantasy 7, and Battlefield V. This gets into the real meat of the discussion on the state of video gaming (as in its way to damn easy!) This also towards the end gets into closing remarks when we start talking about our other guests jobs at the moment…
(1:06:20 – 2:07:10) Closing Remarks – As you can expect, this can’t be done without discussing the #DimensionalMerge that NEVER happened that Chris Chan would never admit too, Timbox being on the front page of ED, how honest Bill Maher can be about the death of Stan Lee, RIP Fred Patten, Proud Boys talk, discussion of porn in general, Laura Looming Doom on social media, politics on some scale and much more!
This show has:
Well, at least you know he’s being honest…
Well, at least you know he’s being a truthful person…
Behind the scenes of the upcoming Live Action Johnny Quest movie…
Also known as: “GAAAAAAME DAAT COOOOOMMM”
Ok, so were going non-anime related this episode… again. This time, we decide to take time to talk a bit about video games, especially video games we like. I decide to jump into the call after Josh talks about some bad Mega Man comics, then me and Jonn get to chat about us discovering the Shenmue series, and give our account on how both games are going for us. Josh then comes in to talk about the biggest piece-O-crap Tiger Electronics has ever put out, the Game.Com. We then go into a long discussion about Poke’mon games and video games in general, or really just us chillin out. And stay tuned to the SECRET ending where you get to hear dumb drunk people on our Skype call.
Disclaimer: I should point out, there was some connection issues with me during our Shenmue talk, but that clears up about the 37 minute mark, in case you wanna skip to there.
Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 1:54:36)
This show has:
Video Game acting at its peak, you haters!!!!