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Reviews

AoY Podcast #111 – JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency Review


This show has: “I’ll be in support of Daft Censorship”

Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 1:48:00)

So Animazement is this weekend, which is where Dustin is going to make his trek once again and needs to put something out this month. So, it’s time for our hosts to combine their Hamon powers into one, by letting this podcast take it’s rightful STAND in reviewing Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency.

(0:00 – 1:18:20) Review: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency – Since its been a few years since we reviewed Phantom Blood, this podcast is able to combine four entities into reviewing Jojo’s once more. But, in a twist of foreseen fate, our guest Daft was a Troll Pillar Man the whole time!! How will Dustin, Jonn and Josh combat this despicable fiend? By basically letting him do whatever he wants to the show.

In all seriousness, Jojo’s ended on Toonami, so the four hosts came together to talk about it. Actually, it was mostly a critique off a Toonzone thread of some mod bashing the show, so there was a lot to say on that. There is also discussions on Chris Chan mummified shirt being discovered, Nazisploitation films, Josh and his experiences with anime clubs, how Mega 64 paid homage to our podcast, 4D theme park rides, and how Disneyland employees handle guests suicide.

(1:18:20 – 1:48:00) Closing Remarks – This gets the hosts talking about if our world will be going to World War 3 again, Jonn buying the new Zelda game, SNES Mini discussion, the History of Buy-Rite Video Games, anime releases coming out soon like Record of Lodoss War and titles from Discotek, and much more.

Music Selection:

OP – Welcome to za worldo…

ED – Daft “Pillarman” 37 Theme Song

This show has:

This shirt still survives…

The greatest emergency situation to hit CWCville…

I mean, its about on point…


AoY Podcast #110 – Go Ghost Power in the Shell Rangers!!


Also known as: “How the end of the world is determined by a Krispy Kreme…”
and also: “I’m sure the bullies were labeled as Heroes…”

Download Episode Here! (Total Time: 2:18:35)

1995 called saying it wants new versions of their hit movies that year, which got the hosts talking about Power Rangers and Ghost in the Shell… from this year.

(0:00 – 1:05:08) Review: Power Rangers – Dustin and Jonn and guests Cloud and Daft join together to dawn our power suits and get ready to take on this movie full force with our MegaZords all in the name of friendship! Well, not really, but it did warrant a good discussion (specially when Daft showed up 30 minutes later). Power Rangers was a film Daft hated to love, and Dustin saw it as a movie he loved to hate. There are spoilers afoot in breaking down scenes that were just stupid to begin with, as well as how twitter won’t shut up about it being this pro-ELGEBETE diverse crap fest. This warrants other Haim Saban discussions and other stuff, including Dustin trying to get away from a devoted fan rambling off his Power Rangers love to him at a Hot Topic.

(1:05:08 – 1:06:18) Promo: Just slipping in a quick Anime Cart and RightStuf! promo for you guys to drop all your dough on their websites. (Happening RIGHT NOW, you can get a FREE Naruto Headband with any purchase from animecart.com. Even though in a previous episode I stated about dumb teens going there to get headbands, I just got one, because its FREE! so that makes me feel a little better about getting one to act like a “highly functioning autistic ‘narutard'”, and you should too. Use our discount, it does work! – Dustin)

(1:06:18 – 1:55:15) Review: Ghost in the Shell – Just as Daft was more forgiving of Power Rangers, Dustin was even more so with Ghost in the Shell, despite the twitter anti-whitewashing hate machine taking credit that they movie failed. Its been over a year since we talked about Ghost in the Shell, and if you want our 1995 review of that, it can be found in this giant link in this text. Although not a perfect film, Dustin explains his reason why this film shouldn’t have gotten the specific negative attention it got when they’re other factors wrong with the movie, but it was mostly complaining about the haters of this film online. It’s more got to Dustin trying to defend the film for the things it did right, which was more than what the internet was going to give it credit for. Also, mics are being thrown down in anger, just saying. Dustin also wrote an article for The Odyssey about this film, so give that a read.

(1:55:15 – 2:18:35) Closing Remarks: There is still more discussion on haters and the internet, as well Cloud talking a little about Anime Boston, Dustin hating that UNC won the NCAA tourney, Ghost from TCR going sober, The People v. Jontron, are pets racists?, and finding your brothers anime items in storage to claim as your own. All this and much more in this weeks episode. Also fair warning, Dustin mic is super loud for some reason, but that will be fixed next episode.

Music Selection:

OP1 – Power Rangers Theme by A Robot (or Dustin’s good friend)

ED – Dustin will try and forget about this film, but doubt it

OP2 – We dive hard in this ghostly landscape of a film…

This show has:

IF YOU BELIEVE that I got this from a garage… gotta represent that Sunagakure clan!

 


AoY Podcast #109 – Timbox Sausage Fest 2017!!!!


Also known as: “Hur hur, robot make me laugh!”

Download Episode HERE! ( Total Time: 2:34:36)

Basically, this episode is a general discussion, that was supposed to be about Sausage Party, but it ain’t all there guys. But, eff it, let’s just roll with what we got.

(0:00 – 1:28:00) The Timbox AuDIOtism Hour – After throwing in a promo at the beginning to promote AnimeCart.com, Dustin, Jonn and Daft talk about whatever they wanna talk about, which is mostly just dumb Slack chatroom non-drama, Timbox 123 and his many FULL LENGTH, ANIMATED, ONE MILLION PART FILM legacy adventures, Dustin sings THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD,  and Justice League Dark (not really, but Daft says I should put that in – Dustin).

(1:28:00 – 2:06:15) SAUSAGE FEST-PARTY ’17!! – The most we talked about this terrible movie was us talking about the lowdown of how the animation studio who worked on it got screwed over, and then talked about adult Ralph Bakshi cartoons.

(2:06:15 – 2:34:36) Closing Remarks: Discussions include The New England JCPenny comic con, Dustin NCAA Tourny Bracket is toasted (aka screw off UNC for winning it once again!), local K Marts out of business and more.

Music Selection:

OP – Severe ‘Tism headed this way…

ED – The greatest song sung by Dustin “Trey Parker”…

This show has:

Fine works by Timbox…


AoY Podcast # 108 – Techno Police 21C Review


Also known as: “DAM TRUCK DER HIT MAH KAHR!”
and also: “My balls are huge, making all these threats…”

Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 1:58:48)

To celebrate the belated 30th anniversary of the greatest OVA of all time, Bubblegum Crisis, both Dustin and Jonn thought it would be fitting to celebrate the film that inspired the creation of Bubblegum Crisis, and that is Techno Police 21C.

(0:00 – 1:11:00) Review: The “Ultimate Non-Bubblegum Crisis Review” Techno Police 21C – To all those anime reviewers that were all about the Bubblegum Crisis anniversary and celebrating its monumental achievement to anime, they can go rot for all we care, cuz SCREW THAT NOISE! This podcast gets down to the real roots of where Bubblegum Crisis began, in a dumb, theatrical, cheezy robot film done by the original creator of Bubblegum Crisis, Toshimichi Suzuki. If you the listener are thinking “What the hell’s the AOY Podcast problem not covering Bubblegum Crisis?” (or other problems we have in general), the answer is that Dustin and Jonn covered Bubblegum Crisis for it’s 25th anniversary, and all those episodes are on our review page for you to check out that came from another podcast Jonn and Dustin used to do. This also includes off topic banter about making a bank into a crystal triangle, Mike Judge secret anime stash, retard robots ride the short bus, Dustin Wesley Willis impersonation, this movie inspired other great films to be made, comparisons between Techno Police and Bubblegum Crisis, technical issues and much more!

For other good content on Bubblegum Crisis, check out The Anime Nostalgia podcast discussion of it with Sean O’Mara, which Sean also has done reviews of Bubblegum Crisis for Zimmerit.moe.

Promo: In case you are in need of more anime merch in your life, the head on over to AnimeCart.com to get you some goodies. Make sure to use our promo code AOYPODCAST to get %10 off your next order!!

(1:11:00 – 1:58:48) Closing Remarks: As per the usual, some political talks gets into our discussion regarding that Milo dude and those left-winged peeps, but then other pressing matters come up. Such matters as how Love that Goku is out to destroy the Alt-Right, A former TZ Member boycott against My Anime List, Belledona of Sadness was on TCM the same night as Toonami, people on twitter who turned gay from Cartoon Network, live action anime film talk, RIP Bill Paxton and Robert Osbourne and so much more.

Music Selection:

OP – Remembering how the 21st Century all got started…

ED – Retard Robot Bus in Full Force…

This show has:

How hard earned tax payer money goes into making banks that are asking to be robbed…

 

The Buddy Cop/Robot duo no one wanted…

 

Robosexuality is on the rise in the year of 2001

 

REEEEETAAAARD ROBOT BUS!!!

 

Book’Em Ken-oh…

 

BEEP BOOP BOP INITIATE “RAISE THE ROOF.EXE” PROGRAM!!

 

Here are some images of the Animerica Issue with Priss on the cover with an extensive interview of Toshimichi Suzuki. Link to that post is found here

 

 

 


AoY Podcast #107 – Valentine’s Day Special (Minna Agechou Review)


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Also known as: “TWISTED TRANSFORMING SWASTIKAS!!”

Download Episode HERE! (Total Time: 1:35:49)

So, another Valentine’s Day, another year to review something with a (in)cohesive love story, well its about as cohesive as a late 90’s Rated R Teen Comedy. Lonely nerds out there, get your tissue boxes ready for Minna Agechou.

(0:00 – 53:12) Valentine’s Day Review: Minna Agechou – So for all you lonely heart saps out there that didn’t get the person of their dreams to spend time with for Valentines Day, hey don’t worry about it, just listen to what Dustin and Jonn have to say about the ecchi anime to pick your spirits up, and funny bone-er. Minna Agechow was something that CPM didn’t get to release, and has since never came out in the west to this day. I mean why not release it when it has tips on how to make your vagina turn to steel, getting married into a rich Japanese family, getting it on doggy style inside a military tank and a whole lot more in store. Of course, discourse on other topics arise, like how kids don’t like today’s sex education being taught, Dustin and his “teamist” prejudice feelings on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, Japan and sex (according to angry otakus), and more.

(53:12 – 53:52) AnimeCart Promo TIME!!!

(53:52 – 1:35:49) Closing Remarks – Hey, both hosts just can’t help but to talk about the current American political climate with the current decisions on immigration, along with Ghost greatest backstab, along with comments from Elfoxoloco, comments on cosplayers and anime superstars, and much more!

Music Selection:

OP – Minna Agechou mom has got it going on…

ED – Vagina Training Montage…

This show has:

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Yea we all wish girls would wanna be our maiden’s when they see us fapping in our rooms…

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I feel like this scene could have used a training montage to go with it…

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This is why Sex Ed is important for teens to know what to expect…

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The updated term to go with Captain Gloval List of Robotech Swear words…

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You know when two dogs get stuck together… yea this works the same way with people sometimes…